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Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.

strawberrytelle:

  • If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
  • If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
  • If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
  • If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
  • She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

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i-lala-love-tebs: JEEZE. kilig to the bones.:”>

i-lala-love-tebs:

JEEZE. kilig to the bones.:”>

(Source: narcissistic-maiden, via jeyniemer)

ang mga babae murag pulis. .di dayun mutuo hangtod way ebidensya. .ang mga lalaki pd, murag KRIMINAL..bsan imu ng nasakpan, DI JUD MUTUG’AN! :D

mornyt PEOPLE! :))

Mario Maurer and his ‘GREATEST MOVES’

lhay:

Crane dance

Agogo dance

Rollin’ dance

Tsupi dance

Islander dance


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That awkward moment when you try to sing both parts of a duet by yourself.

geeen:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: just-play-dead, via 1-am-fortunes-fool)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY